Break This City - Episode 43

Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days or our--blah blah blah! Yes, we're back, and we're still the same old assholes. Adam sweet talks the mic till it goes "ooh ooh oooh!" and AJ does impressions of his favorite wax sculptures. We get into nature, nurture, and culture. Oakland can't stop doing things we don't approve of, and we taunt and tease it till the drank straight shoots out its nose!!! Did ya find it? Good! LISTEN!!!

Break This City - Episode 43

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Thank you for listening, Adam & AJ

Break This City - Episode 42

Episode 42 was finished on Wednesday, but AJ saw Bat Boy and chased after him before uploading it. He chased him through twelve states and four continents until finally losing him during an intense hot air balloon chase. Now the podcast is up for your enjoyment. If any of you ever find yourselves in a similar situation, my advice is this: Don't. Just don't. Enjoy!

Break This City - Episode 42

(PC users: Right click the link and choose “Save Target As”. Mac users: Playing driving games on your iPhone WHILE driving is ironic. iTunes users: Subscribe to the podcast by searching for “Break This City”)

Thank you for listening, Adam & AJ

Break This City - Episode 41

We keep getting older, but that doesn't make the jokes less funny... or more funny... uh... it's relative. IT'S FUCKING RELATIVE! Speaking of relative. We talk about one of our closer relatives! And by "our," I am, of course, speaking of the universal human. What is the common bond between all forms of life? Well, we get all up in that topic, and it let's us beep beep beep beep. That's right! Adam and AJ tear "it" and "everything else" up in episode 41! LISTEN!!!!!

Break This City - Episode 41

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Thank you for listening,
Adam & AJ

Break This City - Episode 40

Keep it regular!!! Pooping, dentist appointments, podcasts. What do these have in common? You can watch them all. Hey! Can you watch a dentist? Can your dentist send you pictures of poop? Can you listen to episode 40? Yes. All answers are yes. You have a question? The answer is yes. But in order for us to tell you yes, you need to ask the question. Go to dearfuq@gmail.com and SEND US SHIT!!!! We will answer all of it. You don't even have to ask us anything. You can tell us things. We will still say yes, and you will love it! But enough about what you're going to send us, LISTEN!!! We tell you things in episode 40 that will give you the tools for learning about life and love and fucking whatever other bullshit you wanna shove up your ass! So be sure to shit hella big before you listen. Because Emptier bowels EQUALS more room for knowledge! Done!

Break This City - Episode 40

(PC users: Right click the link and choose “Save Target As”. Mac users: Vampires don't make things more awesome, unless you're also incorporating rollerblades too! iTunes users: Subscribe to the podcast by searching for “Break This City”)

Thank you for listening,
Adam & AJ