Break This City - Episode 34

If last episode made you laugh, this episode will make you cry while you shoot milk out your nose while your poopy come out all runny, so don't try dancing or anything like that. Since last episode took so long to make it to your hearing bits, we had a lot of catching up to do. Lots of things happened in Oakland, and we spare you no detail! We introduce some new segments, bring back some old ones, and Shyamalamadingdong the good ol' standards! This episode puts the REAK! back in BREAKTHISCITY!!!!

Break This City - Episode 34

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Thank you for listening,
Adam & AJ

Break This City - Episode 33

Well it's about damn time!!! AJ got busy. Adam got taller. We didn't give up on you, we just... you know... had a lot of holiday gift shopping to do. But now we can finally give you your gift! What's the deal this week? Well, I'm glad you asked. We had to sell all our gear in exchange for glow in the dark spray paint, and had to resort to make shift "crazy" recording techniques. To make up for lost time, we just added a bunch of honking sound effects. It's zany! Former DESA bassist Barry comes on the show as a "secret" guest! Wait! Shit! He talks about one of his many bands, The Blast Bandits, what they are doing, and why! Adam brings back some recurring characters, and AJ undresses till the cows come home. Why aren't the cows coming home?!

Break This City - Episode 33

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Thank you for listening,
Adam & AJ

WTF!?!?!? -- iTunes fixed?!

Speci​al thank​s to Franc​isco for helpi​ng us with iTune​s bulls​hit!​​

You can now subsc​ribe to “Break This City”​​ on iTune​s!​​!​​!​​ "Now wait!​​ Could​n'​​t you alrea​dy do that!​​ I'm confu​sed?​​"​​ Well,​​ yeah,​​ but you used to have to searc​h for "​​DESA Journ​al"​​,​​ GET IT?! "​Does that mean that I'll have to resub​scrib​e all over again​?​​"​ NO!!! We'​​re tryin​g to fix a bunch​ of thing​s,​​ so we may all be exper​ienci​ng glitc​hes in the next few weeks​.​​ But maaaaybe we won't?

Best respe​kt!​​!​​!​​
Adam and AJ

Break This City - Episode 32

Are you feeling festive yet?! 'Tis the season for podcasts, like any other season. And even though you might start to feel that holiday spirit, hopefully you'll remember all the podcast staples: homicides, side shows, all things hyphy, etc, etc. To help us help you get into the holiday spirit, we have The Hot Toddies on the show. We give you tips on christmas shopping, what friends to add on myspace, what alcoholic beverage will get you fucked up the fasted and what summer camps to enroll your kids in (gotta start early!) You'll find many of your lovable segments in this episode, so keep an ear out, and scream real loud when you hear the secret word! Cheers!

Break This City - Episode 32

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Thank you for listening,
Adam & AJ

Break This City - Episode 31

Hey! Did you find it?! Are you listening to this? Can you watch this?

This episode is going to blow your mind. It's about the past, in the future. Where is Episode 30?! Wait, what? It's right here dude! No... but... where is it?! Our guests tonight are Aaron and Evan from Brilliant Red Lights. We talk about space, time, past, present, behind us, in front of us, and much much more. Find out who's the best person to call on a sunday night! Hear stories from the ol' band day war archives! Learn who wins the internet! Debate a critical issue: does Break This City need a facebook page?! Hmmm... I see a new blogspot poll... do you? Speaking of polls, the poll for the homicide rate gift box asshole bet is CLOSED!!!! Sorry if you didn't get the memo in time. If you didn't get your bets in, you'll have to sit on the side line and eat hotdogs. You can be the one to pour the gatorade on the winner after overtime!

Break This City - Episode 31

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Thank you for listening,
Adam & AJ

POLLS CLOSING!!! HURRY!!!

Yes, that is correct, we are bastards! We waited till the last possible minute to tell you that the polls are closing!

You have ONE PARTIAL DAY to get your bets in for the homicide gift box challenge.


Adam and AJ had a little pow wow based on the concerns raised by out blessed BTC listeners, and they decided that as the homicides accrue in this last month, we're all gonna go at it blind!!!

Adam thinks that there's still a little time to get some killing in before the new year, and AJ seems to think that half of oakland is going to get shot in the face at Christmas time (or maybe for Hanukkah or Kwansaa).


So go to iTunes and SUBSCRIBE!!!

Then post a review! Say something funny so we can giggle and punch ourselves.
Then! Post the number of people you think will be offed in Oakland, CA, with your name, or at least a name that you can associate with yourself, so you don't just go, "haha, BEEFASS?!?!" What a stupid name!!!" And then don't claim your prize and make us all pissed at you.


We are going to close the polls at midnight, december 1.
Which is technically Midnight, december 2, but in any case, at the last minute of december 1st, 2008, you can no longer have your vote count for the homicide rate gift box prize.


OKAY! DO YOU ALL GET THAT PEOPLE?!?! Hurry the fuck up!

Thanks for listening,
Adam & AJ